Harr-uary day five: How to Summon Harry Styles 🔮

After much research I have compiled what I think is the perfect group of items to either summon (for the witches) or trap one Harry Styles. Here are my findings…

Anything from Gucci ✔️

I mean, duh. Some people sell their souls to the Illuminati, but I’m pretty sure Harry Styles sold his to Gucci (and I’m fully on board with that!). Styles first appeared in Gucci campaigns back in 2018, and has been a prominent fixture of the brand ever since. In 2019 he was the center of the memoire d’une odeur campaign, launching fans to scramble to find this coveted perfume. From his red carpet looks, Love on Tour outfits, t-shirts, and even luggage, Styles is always dripping in Gucci. Those clothes are so lucky 😍

A Banana ✔️

Styles loves a good banana: during a performance, in between interviews, and even in front of the camera for his 2020 Vogue cover shoot/his iconic clap back to national embarrassment, Candace Owens.

In fact he loves this fruit so much that he bought this overly phallic banana necklace. Eagle eyed fans noticed Styles was even wearing it, along with his signature gold cross, for his opening performance at the 2021 Grammys. Candace Owens, what’s good?!

Fuzzy bathrobe ✔️

Known for his bold and iconic fashion choices, Styles appeared in a video interview for British radio in his purple, fuzzy bathrobe. Styles may be an Aquarius, but this item of comfort screams Taurus (which coincidentially…I am 😉)

Pastel nail polish ✔️

We all know this man can’t resist a good manicure (and who can blame him?!)

This gif does things to me.

Neat Tequila ✔️

Harry Styles is a ✨ slut ✨ for tequila (which is weird because I’m a slut for both Styles and tequila) It seems to be his go to liquor choice. Styles was famously lit at the 2020 BRITS, drinking tequila neats all night. (more on this later)

Cup of tea ✔️

I mean, he’s British, so this is like the FREE square of a bingo card.

Romantic Comedies ✔️

Styles’ super sensual jealousy fueled track, “Woman”, opens with an unidentified man asking “should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix?” The man loves romantic comedies. Some favorites he’s mentioned are Love Actually (2003), Titanic (1997), and of course, The Notebook (2004).

Vans (the more beat up, the better) ✔️

When he’s not wearing custom Gucci boots on stage, or Chelsea boots when out and about, Styles loves a good pair of Vans. Fans were pleasantly surprised when his own beat up white Vans made an appearance in his “Golden” music video.

Alain de Botton books ✔️

Styles has said in multiple interviews how much he enjoys British philosopher, Alain de Botton’s work. Styles has even met with de Botton to discuss his books.

A therapist ✔️

While Styles has been a long time supporter of mental health awareness, right around the early days of the pandemic, he started opening up about his own journey with mental health. His therapist was even at his Love on Tour Los Angeles stop, with Styles giving her a shout out of thanks and appreciation. How do you even deal with being Harry Styles’ therapist?!?!?! I’m sure they are highly reputable and professional, but I could never deal with that.

Styles on the Howard Stern Show March 2, 2020

Other people’s pets ✔️

There are several stories of fans’ pets meeting Styles, but some pets were lucky enough to be taken care of by the rockstar. Styles offered to wait outside with one man’s dog while he ran into a restaurant to pick up his to go order.

Another fan went viral last year for her pet story, when Styles was on a break from filming his upcoming thriller, Don’t Worry Darling (2022), and his car broke down in front of her house. She wasn’t home (how does she live with this every day, I know I wouldn’t be able to) so Styles left a kind note, promise of VIP tickets (when able to tour again), signed some of her merch, and fed her fish, aptly named Harry.

I love this picture so much, because it literally looks like a photo shoot set up. His outfit and sunglasses, the design of the fan’s room, the filter and angle. It’s just too perfect.

I’m not saying I got a dog in the hopes that they would increase my chances of meeting Harry Styles, but I’m not saying that’ hurting my chances either…I mean, who could say no to these faces ?! #GetRosieAndClaireToMeetHarryStyles2022

all the love,

Claire and Rosie